Casino Gambling by Mark Pilarski

Just whose money is it?

Dear Mark, If a slot player walks away from a machine leaving credits in it, and someone else walks up and plays those credits, is that okay? Are credits fair game for everyone else? Nancy G.

According to them, and we all know who them is, Otaint yours. Luckily, if Sticky-finger is caught, there is no soundproof room with a glove-vice waiting. In fact, I have never heard of any leftover-credits-playing culprit being shown the door. But that doesn¹t mean there are not naughty charlatans who make a living scavenging the millions lost each year by gamblers who forget their stored credits (winnings). Called "sea gulling" in gamblese, it is illegal to purposively circle the casino looking for orphan credits on a slot machine, or even change on the floor. I have seen player impostors given the heave-ho (the dreaded permanent 86) for making a full-time occupation of cruising the casino on the lookout for easy pickings. Clearly, you¹re not a casino conniver looking for an easy score. But a tip to you and other slot-playing patrons: before you walk away from any slot machine, dont forget to press the cash-out button. You might tattoo that bit of wisdom on your thumbnail.

Dear Mark, I was especially interested in a recent column where you compare the three table poker games and suggested Three Card Poker as being the best. I interpret your message in this paragraph to say that playing the "Pair Plus" option is the best percentage-wise for the player. Am I correct? Or, should we play both the Ante and Pair Plus, then Play if we have a good hand? Hilda R.

Ordinarily, Three Card Poker is a better play than Caribbean Stud (-5.3%), better than Let it Ride (-3.5%), and even better than Pai Gow Poker (-2.5%). As to the best bet in Three Card poker itself, it depends, Hilda, on whether like your cards or not; I¹ll rephrase that cards. The house edge is 3.37% against the Ante alone, but only 2.01% against your Queen-6-4, if you decide to make the Play bet. With a Pair Plus wager, the casino advantage is slightly higher at 2.32%. But just when you think you¹ve got your juju flowing over the low house edge of Three Card Poker, take a quick look upstream. Most casinos are now tightening the screws on Three Card Poker by reducing the payoffs on straight flushes and three-of-a-kinds. It¹s screamingly worse on the Pair Plus payoffs. For example, by making a crafty change on what you¹re paid for a straight flush from 40-to-1 to 35-to-one, and nibbling down three-of-a-kinds from 30-to-1 to 25-to-1, the house edge jumps to 4.58%, making this originally good game go bad, way bad.

Stick exclusively to these payoffs on Pair Plus wagers:

Straight flush:	40 to 1
Three of a kind:	30 to 1
Straight:	6 to 1
Flush:	4 to 1
Pair: Even money:	1 to 1

Also, to avoid pocketbook piracy, make sure the Ante Bonus payoff follows this schedule:

Straight flush:	pays 5 to 1
Three of a kind:	pays 4 to 1
Straight:	pays 1 to 1

Better yet, Hilda, think about giving Mini-Baccarat a try, or even blackjack, using perfect basic strategy. Each has a house edge well under two percent, whipping all the table games mentioned above.

Gambling quote of the week: "Essentially, expert card counters know the right bet and the right play at all times. Understandably, this doesn¹t thrill the casinos." Michael Konik, The Man With The $100,000 Breasts

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