Casino Gambling by Mark Pilarski

There must be easier ways to make a living

Dear Mark, The other day I played keno with my best 20 lucky numbers. The special bonus was to hit all twenty numbers and win $30,000, or not catch one number and win close to $400. Well, my numbers were lucky in the fact that none hit. I want to know what the odds are of picking no numbers and of picking 20. The keno runner was very suprised and called over several people to make sure. My husband said that they must of called the owner at home cause this is such a rare event. Lacy S.

Headlines from the Home Office: "The chutzpa of your favorite casino calling it a "Special Bonus" ticket." Let¹s get right to the rithmetic, Lacy, compliments of "Blackjack," who is all knowing in everything earthly and terrestrial. I mention terrestrial here because Blackjack once worked at Area 51, or so I believe he did. He claims he won his lifestyle on the lake at craps, but I¹m not sure. Blackjack says that the chances of hitting twenty out of twenty in keno are 3.5353e+018. By just moving the decimal point 18 spaces to the right, you get 3,535,300,000,000,000,000 or a bit over 3 1/2 quintillion to one. Now some arithmetic wizard thinkin that he can one-up Blackjack (I doubt any exist) by pointing out that the number appears to be one of those made up of an endlessly repeating sequence, and that therefore the final 3 would be followed by a 5, and should therefore be upped to 4, write it this way: 3,535,400,000,000,000,000. But why stop there? If the number is one of those endlessly repeating sequences, Blackjack says you can write it: 3,535,353,535,353,535,353. Let¹s play! Putting down one bean every three seconds for an eight-hour working day, with a half hour off for lunch and two 15-minute personal breaks, staying at it full-time, i.e. 50 weeks per year, how long would it take you, Lacy, to play 3,535,353,535,353,535,353 games? A trifle over over 34 trillion years. How long is the earth expected to remain habitable before the sun goes nova? Three to five billion years. So if you, Lacy, a gentically engineered wonder and longevity ran in your clan (The Lost Horizon), could arrange to take your keno game along and continue play in roughly fourteen thousand different solar systems, as they sequentially come into being, evolve like ours, and go BOOM!, you could complete game number: 3,535,353,535,353,535,353. That¹s a tough assignment, however. Assuming could keep on playing while moving from one solar system to another, as one after the other of them used up their life expectancy of 10-15 billion years, and if you didn¹t tire of the sport prematurely, you would finish just about when our Milky Way super-galaxy begins to run low on expendable minor galaxies. Good luck, Lacy! Meanwhile, read the fine print on this bottle of Scotch.

Time used	Games played
1 minute	1
1 hour	60
1 day [actual working time]	420
1 year [50 working weeks]	105,000
10 years	1,050,000
100 years	10,500,000
1000 years	105,000,000
1 million years	105,000,000,000
1 billion years	105,000,000,000,000
1 trillion years	105,000,000,000,000,000

Oh yeah, Lacy, the odds-to-1 against hitting no numbers out of 20 are 842.38. Not too out of the ordinary, but when the house is only paying you about $400 clams, probably not worth playing either.

Gambling quote of the week: " We would now like to acknowledge our American friends who account for about 80 per cent of the casinos¹ attendance. By emptying your pockets, you¹ve helped pay down our debt and ease our taxes. We call that mighty neighborly."

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